Would you pay money to go watch 'Snakes on a plane' ? Not some kind of live in-flight entertainment type of thing. But a movie.
About snakes. On a plane.
It's kind of hard to come up with a title that is any less obvious. But I did think about what the movie industry would be like if all their titles were so straightforward.
Here's some obscurely-titled movies and what could have been their obvious titles.
A Clockwork Orange : Violent guy gets drugs
12 Monkeys : World gets destroyed
Memento : Man with goldfish brain
Failure to launch : Man who won't move out
There's Something about Mary : Mary's hot
The ShawShank Redemption : Prison Break
The Green Mile : Prisoner didn't make it
Underworld : vampires vs Werewolves
I heart huckabees : Don't waste your money
For the record, no way am I watching a movie about snakes on a plane. It's bad enough to worry about turbulence, hijackers and gremlins on the wing, to start thinking about snakes too.
