Joecities

Check out the "GUIDE TO PICKING A COLLEGE MAJOR".

Some choice pickings :
Art majors spend four years in near-total isolation preparing for careers at which they will probably never get a chance to succeed. This is why you see art majors and college basketball players hanging out together all the time.

Art history involves four years of looking at slides and going to museums, and forty-five years of working the 3 to 11 shift at Domino’s.

If you've got a good broadband connection, watch >Jon Stewart's appearance on CNN's Crossfire. Never knew comedians could out-talk 'debaters'. Here's a choice sample :

"STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.

CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.

STEWART: You need to go to one. "