What IS a quadrillion anyway ?

At last, economists have clearly identified the reason for the global financial crisis. It was THIS GUY who SPENT 23 QUADRILLLION DOLLARS.

Josh Muszynski swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes. His bank account showed he spent over 23 quadrillion dollars.

Maybe they should change the warning on the cigarette pack from "Smoking can kill you" to "Smoking can cause financial distress of monumental proportions".

Lastly, a quick *wave* to our two guests now in Sydney. Tschus!