Couple of funnies from one of my recently-favourite columnists.
“Fast-moving tree” stops impaired motorist in Anderson
After failing a field sobriety test, Sprayberry was arrested. His unidentified passenger, who suffered a cut to his face and a broken leg, told police that the pair had been drinking at two Anderson bars and left, driving down Calhoun Street when “he saw the tree coming at him extremely fast, and he could not remember anything after that,” the report states.
Construction workers complain about nude skater
The skater, Gennifer Moss, aka Earth Friend Gen, asked organizers for permission this summer to skate naked in the city of Ashland's Fourth of July parade. She didn't get it.
Police told her to tone it down after construction workers complained.
Also, if you happen to missing the US election trail, Republican candidate John McCain recently stood up David Letterman for an internal rival news show. Dave is pissed like a prom queen stood up at homecoming. Mildly entertaining but I have a feeling this is going to be the equivalent of the swift boat for McCain.
And to round it all off, here's a highly entertaining take on the 'bailout syndrome'.
Man.. I need a deck chair, a good book and a cold beer.
Now back to the wonderful world of contract review.. *sigh*
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