From the Age today :
Eight people have been injured in a fight in Melbourne's north over a pigeon.
Two families in Statesman Avenue, Roxburgh Park, were arguing over ownership of the pigeon around 8.30am when the dispute became violent.
Police said four people were taken to hospital with minor lacerations and cuts to their heads and hands.
I've almost finished the bed head as of last night. Was too tired to take proper photos so I'll do it later tonight. I'm actually more relieved that I managed to do it without messing it up.