"Where do you want to poo today ?"
This is a graphical view of Microsoft's brilliant idea - the portable loo with wireless internet access.
"Security is another issue. Because of the expensive hardware inside, Microsoft plans to post a guard to protect the iLoo.
"If we didn't post a guard, somebody would probably just lift the whole thing up and walk away with it," Whittingham said."
What will they think of next ?!
