In case you haven't seen this.
Some of my favourite quotes :
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."
and the main reason why they lost the war...
"Our farmers, they are targeting accurately the enemy." (shooting at helicopters) (Ohhh.. the farmers were the ones fighting.. I guess the cows were too heavy to launch from the catapults)
I wanted to publish it sooner but the traffic to the site was so heavy.